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Thursday, August 14, 2008

Football season is here again(am talking about the REAL football here),and everyone is already hyping up how much this season will be hot.

Crazy things have been happening lately especially in the transfer market.There is a team called Man United which has American owners and coached by a Scot named Sir Ale Ferguson akak 'The Perpetual gum chewer,due to his habit of exercising his jaws with some products from wrigleys.It is usually said to be a mechanism for him to hold his nerves together,since he is usually on the verge of losing his nerves when watching his team play.

He is said to have been seriously addicted to these products more over the transfer season,since he dreaded losing one player from his team called Ronaldo.A man famous for his dribbling skills both on the pitch with the ball and off it with women.

Now Ronaldo wanted to leave Ferguson's team and head to spain and become a Matador wit some team called real Madrid.This sort of news was enpugh to give Sir Alex sleepless nights,and he had to make a special order for a truckload of wrigleys products,which he chewed onto 24/7 while keeping his phone always nearby to call his bosses,telling them to NEVER release the boy called Ronaldo,otherwise he would suffocate himself in 'Chewing gum'

In the end he must be chewing in delight after frustrating the attemted transfer and now wants to shop for another striker to add to his team that has strikers from goal keeper to number11.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Olympics are here and everyone is waiting for the endurance giys to do their thing.Of course some people want to see the side events like a certain Michael Phelps,trying to emulate dolphins right under people's noses.

Well,to me the main attraction will be the speedsters trying to leave each other gasping for breath on the race track.I am particularly interested in the steeplechase race.

In this race,there is an unwritten code,that for anyone to win it,they've got to have some Kenyan Origins.That should actually mean that U.S Presidential candidate Barrack Obama would make a good steeplechaser.What makes these guys so good at their thing?

These guys grow up while being trained on how to jump over bushes,while looking after cattle.Eventually,they notice that there is some free money being offered by guys around,just to watch them doing their hobby.

The monopoly in the race has been brought about by this one factor.These guys have been doing it since childhood and anyone else who wishes to excel will have to go to the homeland of steeplechasing,and learn the trade...Jumping over bushes and running after cattle.
Good luck to all steeplechasers!

Tuesday, August 05, 2008

I was watching some crazy game over the weekend.This is the sort of game that should not have been carried foward from early man's days into the present.It is such an agressive game,many players end up on hospiatl beds for years.They call the game rugby.

The game has a relative in the United States called American football.The relative is a more watered down version that can even be played by kids.Some cowards/very intelligent people decided to insulate themselves by wearing metallic plates all over his body,till he looks like some being that resembles superman,gobletman..Or some other cartoon men.

Back to the weekend game that featured two of the best teams in the world.One from New Zealand,the guys who are very popular for the threats and intimidating stunts they met on their opponents before they play with them.The chant is called HAKA,and the team dresses in black.They are said to be the only team that plays the game the way it was played originally by the cave men thousands of years ago.This is one of the main reasons why they never get beaten so easily by their opponents.

The other team was from a neighbouring island and they are called the Wallabies.They learned their game by observing how Kangaroos jump around and try to emulate them on the pitch.The two teams with contrasting styles went on the pitch and the game was similar to some ancient war dance.

In this game,whenever a team chooses to go ancient with their dance,the team in black always prevails because they have the lineage of the founders of the game in their team.