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Friday, June 26, 2009

Chicken Dancing Boxer

There's this boxer who goes by the names of Zab Super! Word goes that he got into a fight with someone who was soo good at throwing the punches that he needed to get into the ring with a metallic protective gear.

Well, he didn't! Instead the guy decided to enter the ring with a plan to dance through his opponent's punches! what happened is that during one of the dancing moves, he got caught by a punch which was soo hard that it made him lose his dancing moves and found himself doing the CHICKEN DANCE!

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

The champions league is here!!
Hmmmh,first there was the golden league,where those who were blessed with legs that have superchargers,go at each other for some bars of gold worth 1Million dollars!!Then there was the Tri-Nations where men who have had world food eating records usually go for some brawls in the open to find out who exactly has eaten the most food and consequently become much bigger.

Then the olympics which more or less just accumulates almost every other sport that mankind ever decided to come up with to get rid of the disease called boredom,and people worldwide were soooo enthralled by some performances of some guys whose muscles are not so human and have great endurance ability.

Now,the entertainment that rocks is here again,featuring some Millionaires who still flaunt their childhood hobbies of juggling theDonkey-leather-covered sample of air aka soccer ball,amongst themselves while trying to slot it into a space that is netted.

The only talent they have is the ability to twist their leg 360 degrees while juggling the coveted piece of leather.This makes for some Grrrreat entertainment for my species....

Monday, September 08, 2008

Olympics recap season 1 episdode 1
Yes this is where some swimmer by the names of michael phelps aka "Human Fish" has decided that he came along to the olympics with some eraser in hand and ended up erasing all previous records set in the 'human fish' competition.

This guy also proved that apart from his amphibian status,he also has a magnetic attraction for golden items,and he made those responsible keep dressing him up in round golden kind of things,the rewards for showing people how much of a human fish he can be.

So while everyone else was comfortably settling for just one of those golden items,this guy wanted the total loot,leaving the rest of those competing with him for the honors weeping all the way home and considering some options like suing Phelps for malicious damage to their egos...Crazy Human fishmen?

Sunday, September 07, 2008

Invasion of the Moneymen!!
I am wondering what is going on with all the money-men lately.They have deicided that they are tired of keping their money within the confines of their pockets lest the money burst out and cause grave injury to the people concerned.

So,what do they do?they decide to open up charities where the recipients are not the needy,but millionaires!So,it's just like a Billionaire donating money to a Millionaire!This especially ture for the game of soccer aka real football.First it was some guys belonging to sone J.P Morgan thing purchasing Manchester UNited,then came Mr Moneybags,One Abramovich who shook the status quo and make every other club owner look like a pauper.He proceeded to pay the millionaire players he had record wages such that they became more interested in money that running around a soccer pitch chasing goatskin.

Some others have come in now,and going by the interest in that region,soccer clubs in England will receive 'The Invasion of the Turbaned guys' kind of thing soon.

Some guys come over and buy off a club called Manchester city and buy some Brazilian kid who really knows how to perform the samba dance with the goatskin ball around his ankles,then they proceed to pay him enough money to make the lad go crazy.So soon i think the kid will start playing less samab soccer and instead will be daydreaming on the pitch about all the money flowing into his account endlessly,so he will eventually have to be sacked for toomuch daydreaming and less play.

These Billionaires emanate from a region known to flow with black gold and are said to have run out of safes to keep their money and have decided to rain it upon some millionaires.....That is Money sense!!

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Football season is here again(am talking about the REAL football here),and everyone is already hyping up how much this season will be hot.

Crazy things have been happening lately especially in the transfer market.There is a team called Man United which has American owners and coached by a Scot named Sir Ale Ferguson akak 'The Perpetual gum chewer,due to his habit of exercising his jaws with some products from wrigleys.It is usually said to be a mechanism for him to hold his nerves together,since he is usually on the verge of losing his nerves when watching his team play.

He is said to have been seriously addicted to these products more over the transfer season,since he dreaded losing one player from his team called Ronaldo.A man famous for his dribbling skills both on the pitch with the ball and off it with women.

Now Ronaldo wanted to leave Ferguson's team and head to spain and become a Matador wit some team called real Madrid.This sort of news was enpugh to give Sir Alex sleepless nights,and he had to make a special order for a truckload of wrigleys products,which he chewed onto 24/7 while keeping his phone always nearby to call his bosses,telling them to NEVER release the boy called Ronaldo,otherwise he would suffocate himself in 'Chewing gum'

In the end he must be chewing in delight after frustrating the attemted transfer and now wants to shop for another striker to add to his team that has strikers from goal keeper to number11.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Olympics are here and everyone is waiting for the endurance giys to do their thing.Of course some people want to see the side events like a certain Michael Phelps,trying to emulate dolphins right under people's noses.

Well,to me the main attraction will be the speedsters trying to leave each other gasping for breath on the race track.I am particularly interested in the steeplechase race.

In this race,there is an unwritten code,that for anyone to win it,they've got to have some Kenyan Origins.That should actually mean that U.S Presidential candidate Barrack Obama would make a good steeplechaser.What makes these guys so good at their thing?

These guys grow up while being trained on how to jump over bushes,while looking after cattle.Eventually,they notice that there is some free money being offered by guys around,just to watch them doing their hobby.

The monopoly in the race has been brought about by this one factor.These guys have been doing it since childhood and anyone else who wishes to excel will have to go to the homeland of steeplechasing,and learn the trade...Jumping over bushes and running after cattle.
Good luck to all steeplechasers!

Tuesday, August 05, 2008

I was watching some crazy game over the weekend.This is the sort of game that should not have been carried foward from early man's days into the present.It is such an agressive game,many players end up on hospiatl beds for years.They call the game rugby.

The game has a relative in the United States called American football.The relative is a more watered down version that can even be played by kids.Some cowards/very intelligent people decided to insulate themselves by wearing metallic plates all over his body,till he looks like some being that resembles superman,gobletman..Or some other cartoon men.

Back to the weekend game that featured two of the best teams in the world.One from New Zealand,the guys who are very popular for the threats and intimidating stunts they met on their opponents before they play with them.The chant is called HAKA,and the team dresses in black.They are said to be the only team that plays the game the way it was played originally by the cave men thousands of years ago.This is one of the main reasons why they never get beaten so easily by their opponents.

The other team was from a neighbouring island and they are called the Wallabies.They learned their game by observing how Kangaroos jump around and try to emulate them on the pitch.The two teams with contrasting styles went on the pitch and the game was similar to some ancient war dance.

In this game,whenever a team chooses to go ancient with their dance,the team in black always prevails because they have the lineage of the founders of the game in their team.